Some more quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End:
" I prefer rum... Rum's good."
"Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!"
"Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig."
"Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?"
" I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness."
"And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"
"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before."
"Have you, now? It's very kind of you. But it would seem that as I possess a ship, and you don't... you're the ones in need of rescuing, and I'm not sure that I'm in the mood."
"For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was."
"Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!"