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star trek: the lost episode

This is a fictitious conversation among Picard and his crew immediately after being confronted by a Borg ship. >> Captain : "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts  at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been   able to access their command pathways?" Data : "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching  through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing   technology." LaForge shows Picard the computing history from the archives in a monitor, and pauses the presentation at the Microsoft logo. LaForge : "As you can see, captain, the answer lies in Microsoft". Captain : "What the hell is 'Microsoft'?" Data : "Allow me to explain. We will send this   program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg   command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will  begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate." Captain