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short but funny jokes

Here’s a collection of three jokes, sitting idly inside a notepad file for ages in my desktop. They’re indeed hilarious.

A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying, "Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train." Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying, "Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too!"

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want". The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

During one of her daily classes , a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question."Michael , if you were on a date having dinner with young lady , how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said "Just a minute I have to go pee". The teacher responding by saying , "That would be rude and impolite ". What about you Sherman , How would you say it ?" Sherman said , "I am sorry , but I really need to got o the bathroom , I'll be right back .." That's better , but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.. You , little Edward , can you use your brain fro once and show us your good manners?" "I would say Darling , may I please be excused for a moment ?I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine , whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner. The teacher fainted!

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