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an automatic complaint-generator

Parts of what follows below were actually painful to write. However, because of the on-going misinformation campaigns launched by Mr Manish Adhockery and his apostles I feel it is my duty to write this. As you read this letter, bear in mind that there are many points of general dissatisfaction and dispute that should not, on any account, be overlooked in the discussion of the subjects here presented. One of these is that if Manish can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to defy Manish . He's like an evil genius except without the "genius" part, and deep down in our bones, we all know why. There is one final irony to my story. It is legitimate to have misgivings about lethargic worrywarts who provoke terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction. The above paragraph was not written by me – it was generated using an automatic complaint-letter generator on this site. It lets you gen...

i, robot with will smith

Sunny is smart, clever and unique. He has extreme love and dedication towards his father. He feels belonged when spoken to kindly, and feels angry when posed with unnecessary questions repeatedly. It makes his feel irritated. Sunny is not a child; he is a robot. He feels he is unique. When Chicago detective Spooner begins the investigation of the death of Alfred Lanning, Sunny is brought into the case as a major suspect. He tries to run away from the police, but Spooner plays tough on him. After all, Lanning is not just another dead guy – he is the biggest name in robotics, and the founder of USR, one of the most powerful companies on the planet. Besides, Lanning means a world to Spooner himself. Dr. Lanning made Sunny unique – in function and capability. He created a robot that could dream. He created a robot that is one step up the robo lutionary ladder. Why? Why would Lanning create a marvel of robotics and then die by the most baffling means ever? I, Robot is one of a kind of a ...

pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides

Captain Jack Sparrow does not have a ship this time; neither does he have a crew. Wanted by the authorities of Spain and England, he is forced aboard Captain Blackbeard's ship whose First Mate is one of his old flames, Angelica. Set sail to find the Fountain of Youth, or Aqua da Vida, per se, Captain Blackbeard does not know that the Spaniards and the English are after it as well. In an adventure full of wit, thrill, frill and humour, does Jack make it to the fountain? In an adventure made exhilarating by the presence of zombies and mermaids and greedy sailors, does he even get close? Watch Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides to find the answers. Oh, and you're guaranteed your share of adventure, as always. Technorati Tags: jack sparrow , pirates of the caribbean four , pirates of the caribbean on stranger tides , potc four , johnny depp , first mate angelica , hector barbossa , captain blackbeard , best pirate movie , thrilling adventure

good [f]luck chuck

Women fall like rain upon Charlie, aka the dentist Charles Logan. He is believed by them to be the lucky charm – sleep with him once, and you will get married to the most amazing man of your life . Charlie, on the other hand, is a good soul who refuses to take advantage of these girls. He believes that sex is nothing without love; and thus avoids them hoping that he will find the true love of his life. And so he does. He loves Cam like crazy. He wants to marry her; and in the process, does all sorts of activities aided by his childhood friend Stu. Will he get Cam to marry him, or will he let her go forever? Good Luck Chuck has the answer. Technorati Tags: mark helfrich , dane cook , jessica alba , romantic comedy , unlimited sex , fucking hilarious , lionsgate entertainment , dan fogler , cursed romance , good luck chuck

unfailing a failed mission

Astronaut Jim Lovell is looking forward to land on the moon; and after six months of rigorous training and simulation, he is ready for lift-off. As the day of launch approaches, one of the three crew members is disallowed (probably due to internal politics) to travel, brining in astronaut Jack who has had no training for months, and who is mostly shown pursuing his sexual interests. Thus a crew of three embarks, one of whom could be considered a guest astronaut. During the journey, when Jack is doing his routine instrumentation inspection he hits a wrong button, bringing havoc to the vehicle Odyssey along with her crew. Danger ensues, following a loud voice of Jim Lovell at the command center – Houston, we have a problem! Watch Tom Hanks, Ed Harris, Gary Sinise, Kevin Bacon and others to experience a true event in history – and an impossible attempt to un-fail a failed mission, in Apollo 13. Technorati Tags: unfailing a failed mission , jim lovell , fred haise , jack swigert , apol...

a con-movie from bollywood

Mysterious A is a sophisticated thief who chooses only the most precious items as his loots around the world. The police is baffled every time after seeing his signature ‘A’ in place of the item he just stole. But ACP Jai Dixit, a bright and promising young officer of Mumbai Police sees a pattern in the thefts of A. He knows the location of the next theft, and tires to out-think A, one step at a time. Thus begins a chase that takes them to Rio, and a series of interesting events surrounding the theft of the first coins minted by human hands. You are invited to watch Dhoom 2, a con-movie from Bollywood, that is interesting in the core, original in story-telling, and convincing to the heart and mind. The plot is great, and they have English subtitles, too. Technorati Tags: jai dixit , mysterious a , thief aryan , sunheri , aishwarya rai , hrithik roshan , abhishekh bachhan , bipasa basu , dhoom 2 , uday chopra

pirates of the caribbean: at world’s end

Some more quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End: " I prefer rum... Rum's good." "Well, then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here! Q.E.D. - you're not really here!" "Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig." "Love, that is a dinghy. My vessel is magnificent and fierce and huge-ish. And gone. Why is it gone?" " I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness." "And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" "Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that one before." "Have you, now? It's very kind of you. But it would seem that as I possess a ship, and you don't... you're the ones in need of rescuing, and I'm not sure that I'm in the mood." ...