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in an extremely efficient governance

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?" Customer : "Hi, I'd like to place an order." Operator : "I must have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer : "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, it's 6102049998-45-54610." Operator : "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@home.net. Which number are you calling from, sir?" Customer : "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?" Operator : "We're wired into the HSS, sir." Customer : "The HSS, what is that?" Operator : "We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time" Customer : (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat...

evening at the restaurant

In the afternoon, my friend and I had a conversation over the phone to meet at seven at a restaurant nearby. Since I arrived early, I decided to take a table. It’s evening now. I’m sitting in a cafe at Koteshwar . The girl across the table is seated with a confused-looking fellow, who might be in question, a worker at a local furniture-maker. They speak with a low voice, look at each other and leave. I take a few sips of the liquid the restaurant calls coffee. I think whether my stomach will get upset over this issue. I take a quick glance around, only to see the dissatisfied faces of some waiters. Are they underpaid? I try not to think over their financial inadequacy. Suddenly my friend enters view. He is a vet, and a most polite fellow. He talks with reason, and gives his personal point of view in most cases. Just as he gets seated, he mumbles a comment about a waiter’s face, “Is he underpaid?” How much I’d like to know! Our conversation turns towards cost-estimation for running...

shoot your pictures in 3D

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Fujifilm, the maker of cameras and camera accessories has made available one of the first 3D cameras for sale. According to its website , the 3D camera can efficiently replicate colours with with 10 megapixel sensor. Traditional cameras have been able to shoot and display frames in two dimensions, but this one can capture a third dimension: depth. the trick is to add a second lens. While the first lens does the routine 2D work, the second lens does a magical job of capturing the inherent depth. Two separate processors, built inside, then mix the two into a composite image that can be viewed normally on a 3D LCD monitor, thereby providing a richer experience. Or if you don’t want to invest on a 3D monitor, the camera has one built-in – so there is not an actual need for that. But it’s a good idea to get one, because more digital content will eventually require 3D viewing in coming years. And did I say that the camera has a 2D shooting/viewing mode as well? With the cost of electroni...

generate incredibly earthly wallpapers

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Code from the 70s has provided an amazing wallpaper generator. It allows you to select the center position, date and time. Once you're satisfied with the results shown in the preview area, input the desired resolution and click Generate. This is a one of kind service – and is in fact the web version of Desktop Earth Online . If you want more check out the cool wallpaper generator here ; and also take a look at the calendar wallpaper generator from BigHugeLabs . Technorati Tags: incredibly earthly , wallpaper generator , cool calendars , code from the 70s , amazing wallpapers , desktop earth online , bighugelabs , calendar wallpapers , earthscape , online wallpapers

review your grammar skills

Are you writing a book? An essay? Or just a story? Or are you a student just trying to test your English language grammar skills? Welcome to the Improve Your Writing page. It provides a series of lessons about parts of speech in a simple and understandable way. Plus, it has a number of joyful tests that are interesting to take. Learn about the usage of punctuation marks and writing styles; and about some common confusions found in the English language here . Technorati Tags: grammar confusion , english grammar review , regular grammar tests , grammar fun , richness of language , grammar skills , common confusions

an impossible love story

Abhay is a lonesome geek trying hard to grab the attention of the gorgeous Alisha. Alisha, who studies in the same college as Abhay, is completely unaware of his existence. Surprisingly enough, Alisha leaves college mid-semester never to be seen again, and Abhay is left alone with just the memories of Alisha. Fast forward seven years, and Abhay still misses Alisha desperately. Meanwhile through his post-grad years Abhay has developed a revolutionary software – the mother of all operating systems, which he wants to sell to a prospective IT company. But to Abhay’s disappointment, his software gets stolen in the process. Thus, a determined Abhay embarks to Singapore where he believes his software is taken and about to be released by a giant company. Now Abhay has but to battle against all odds to reclaim his stolen software from the company whose PR chief is none other than Alisha herself. Pyaar Impossible is a new generation story that idealizes love, passion and caring. Technorati T...

murphy’s law and corollaries

Murphy's Law ("If anything can go wrong, it will") was born at Edwards Air Force Base in 1949 at North Base. It was named after Capt. Edward A. Murphy, an engineer working on Air Force Project MX981, designed to see how much sudden deceleration a person can stand in a crash. One day, after finding that a transducer was wired wrong, he cursed the technician responsible and said, "If there is any way to do it wrong, he'll find it." The contractor's project manager kept a list of "laws" which he called Murphy's Law. Over the years, many people have made their own additions, and the compilation is pretty impressive. Take a look . MURPHY'S LAW – If anything can go wrong, it will. O'TOOLE'S COMMENTARY – Murphy was an optimist. MURPHY'S FIRST COROLLARY – Nothing is as easy as it looks. MURPHY'S SECOND COROLLARY – Everything takes longer than you think. MURPHY'S THIRD COROLLARY – If there is a possibility of several thi...