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hilarious mistakes - mis-speech from famous people



Here are some funny mistakes that some famous people made during speech. It was totally unintended, but here they are:
"I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job." - George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign. 
"This is a great day for France!"- Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral. 
"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex ... uh... setbacks."- George Bush. 
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change."- Dan Quayle.
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind - or not to have a mind. How true that is."- Dan Quayle addressing the United Negro College Fund. 
"I am honored today to begin my first term as the Governor of Baltimore-that is Maryland."- William Donald Schaefer, first inaugural address. 
"If I listened to Michael Dukakis long enough I would be convinced that we're in an economic downturn and people are homeless and going without food and medical attention and that we've got to do something about the unemployed."- Ronald Reagan. 
"Now we are trying to get unemployment to go up and I think we're going to succeed."- Ronald Reagan. 
"Bite the wax tadpole"
Coca-Cola as originally translated into Chinese. 
"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."Ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese. 
"We pray for McArthur's erection."Sign erected by Japanese citizens in Tokyo, when McArthur was considering a run for President. 
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."- From a guest directory at a Japanese hotel, 1991. 
"It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant."- Perdue chicken ad, as mis-translated abroad. 
ANAL - Original version for All Nippon Airlines Logo
"Nixon has been sitting in the White House while George McGovern has been exposing himself to the people of the United States."- Frank Licht, then governor of Rhode Island, campaigning for McGovern in 1972. 
"Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18 inch penis, as described in an ad. Blondie's Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused."
- Correction printed in The Daily Californian.
They X-Rayed my head and found nothing.- Jerome "Dizzy" Dean.
And these beauties from the radio:
Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini for a ridiculous figure. 
When you are thirsty, try 7-Up, the refreshing drink in the green bottle with the big 7 on it and u-p after. 
Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.

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