Consultant : A man, who borrows your watch, tells you time and then sends you a bill. Literature : The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. Humour : Anything that makes you laugh but the finest sort draws a tear along with the laugh. Critic : A legless man who teaches running. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell, in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Kindness : A language which the dumb can speak and the deaf can hear. Conference : A gathering of important persons who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. Banker : A fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Economist : An expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today. Statistician : Someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the p...
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