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the ninety-ninth post

This is post number 99 of this blog. Some (not so interesting) fire related NINE dates:

999999 BC : Homo sapiens' ancestors might have been thinking whether fire could be created or not.
99999 BC : Homo sapiens might be sure that fire could somehow be created.
9999 BC : Homo sapiens were actually using fire for their daily activities.
999 BC : Homo sapiens might have explored far-away lands by use of portable fire.
99 BC : Homo sapiens might have learnt well that fire could sometimes be harmful.
9 BC : Homo sapiens might have learnt that they could not live without some type of fire.
0 AD : Cities might have been actually burning due to the spread of fire.
9 AD : Homo sapiens might have started to think as to who created fire.
99 AD : Homo sapiens might have been thinking well, actually who created fire.
999 AD : Homo sapiens might have been still thinking as to who actually created fire.
9999 AD : Homo sapiens might actually meet the guy who created fire.
99999 AD : Homo sapiens might just know that there was something called fire.
999999 AD : Homo sapiens might again be thinking whether fire could be created or not.

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12:37 AM
Prabs said…
you forgot to mention...at some point during 99999.5 AD homo sapiens will probably figure out that ..after death people were actually burned in fire..
or may be life won't be existing at 999999AD to figure all those stuffs!!!
9:58 AM
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