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star trek: the lost episode

This is a fictitious conversation among Picard and his crew immediately after being confronted by a Borg ship. >> Captain : "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts  at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been   able to access their command pathways?" Data : "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching  through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing   technology." LaForge shows Picard the computing history from the archives in a monitor, and pauses the presentation at the Microsoft logo. LaForge : "As you can see, captain, the answer lies in Microsoft". Captain : "What the hell is 'Microsoft'?" Data : "Allow me to explain. We will send this   program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg   command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will  begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate." Captain...

and now, for a little afternoon laughter

Here is a compilation found on the Internet of the old (early to mid 90's). I've lost the source, but the lines here priceless! In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. In a Buchrarest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To more the cabin, push wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going to alphabetically by national order. In a Paris hotel elevator: P lease leave your values at the front desk. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 am daily. In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of under...

easy ways to keep stress at bay

The article suggesting ways to reduce stress was taken from National Headache Foundation , formerly, National Migraine Foundation | 5252 N. Western Avenue, Chicago, Illinois 60625 | (312).878.7715 | In Illinois 1.800.523.8858 | Outside Illinois 1.800.843.2256 Here are some ways in which you can eliminate stress and lead a better lifestyle. 01. Get up fifteen minutes earlier in the morning . The inevitable morning mishaps will be less stressful. 02. Prepare for the morning the evening before . Set the breakfast table, make lunches, put out the clothes you plan to wear, etc. 03. Don't rely on your memory . Write down appointment times, when to pick up the laundry, when library books are due, etc.  ("The palest ink is better than the most retentive memory." -  Old Chinese Proverb). 04. Do nothing which, after being done, leads you to tell a lie . 05. Make duplicates of all keys . Bury a house key in a secret spot in the garden and carry a duplicate car k...

six exercises to reduce stress

Adopted from Fitness for Life by Charles Corbin & Ruth Lindsey . Prepared by F. Labenski , Rutgers-Newark Physical Educational Department .   Here are some common exercises that help to reduce stress: Stress is a normal part of living but accumulated tensions and  unusually stressful situations can cause distress. Any activity that either allows your muscles to relax or that expends large amounts of physical energy will make you feel less stressed. Here are some relaxation techniques to help you relieve stress. Activity such as yoga helps reduce stress, and has additional health benefits.  1. Take Ten Deep Breaths Fill every corner of your lungs, hold, then slowly exhale until you've squeezed it all out. Repeat. All that oxygen will charge you with energy. 2. Roll Your Neck To get rid of tension in the neck, let your chin drop forward. Now, keeping shoulders level, slowly roll your head in a full circle to right shoulder, back, left shoulder and fr...

traditional camera, digital camera, and smartphone camera

https://11733-presscdn-0-49-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/820.png Before smartphones and digital cameras, there were … well …cameras! Traditional cameras became near-obsolete around first half of the past decade, but today these mechanical wonders are found at collectors’ rooms and museums. And of course, some might even be at your basement if you’ve been too lazy to properly sort them out. So, for the love of mechanical cameras, this section is dedicated to the proper understanding of the precious devices that ruled the past generation. 1. What is the difference between a smartphone (or digital) camera and a traditional camera? Traditional cameras made use of films to take photographs, while digital cameras use removable media storage devices as substitutes for film. They are also called film-less cameras. In a digital camera, the light reflected from the photographed subject is converted into a digital image, which can be downloaded directly to the comput...

the 7 biggest financial decisions you will make

This post by Richard Jenkins was originally published in 2005(?)  here .  How you manage a handful of major life choices can make or break your financial future. A lot of people spend a whole lot of time worrying about the small stuff -- a little extra yield on their savings, a few dollars less in mortgage payments, slightly higher returns, and slightly lower commissions. They pore over IRS publications and fat tax guides searching for ways to save a few hundred bucks on taxes. They read personal finance magazines, buy books and scour the Web looking for tips. Fine. It pays off. But does managing your money really have to be this complicated? Actually, no. In fact, if you spend all your time focusing on fractions of a point, you may lose sight of the big picture. The blunt truth is that if you make the right choices early in life on a handful of major decisions, you'll never have to worry about financial security. 1. How You Handle Risk Risk affects all aspects of you...

improve your career prospects

Your attitude and devotion at a profession of your choice means more than any other aspect. This  Do-It-Yourself Coaching by Ellen Alcorn  was originally published on the Internet in early 2000's. I do not have the source but as of 2017, it remains published at Monster. So here are some classic tips to improve your career prospects. >> Maybe you're not ready to hire a coach. Here, some of America's leading coaches reveal secrets for improving your life and career prospects. Network, Network, Network This is harder than it sounds. "You don't sit down and say, 'Today I'm going to develop a network.' You do it as a matter of everyday living," says Jim Jose, an organizational effectiveness strategist and leadership coach based in Tucson. Join professional associations, do community service or become a board member. "I think every human being has an obligation to give back to society in some measure to make it a better place,...