Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?" Customer : "Hi, I'd like to place an order." Operator : "I must have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer : "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, it's 6102049998-45-54610." Operator : "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@home.net. Which number are you calling from, sir?" Customer : "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?" Operator : "We're wired into the HSS, sir." Customer : "The HSS, what is that?" Operator : "We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time" Customer : (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat...
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