fun-stuff: guys are cool because

Girls are cool too, in their own peculiar way, but someone (probably a guy) has gone over a lot of trouble to create this great list. I just wished I knew who wrote the original list. If you are the one then tell me and I’ll link back to you:

  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
  • Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
  • Everything on your face stays its original colour.
  • Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
  • If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
  • If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
  • Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • Same work...more pay.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • You almost never have strap problems in public.
  • You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
  • You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
  • You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
  • You can kill your own food.
  • You can leave the motel bed unmade.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
  • You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
  • You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
  • You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
  • You don't have to shave below your neck.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • You don't mooch off other's desserts.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  • Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  • Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. "So, notice anything different?"
  • Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.


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